On a night when football fans across the land are divided on key questions of whether a fan attacking Lampard is good or bad for the game, Pseuds' Corner takes a step into the murky water of fan violence and asks the questions on everyone's minds.
Firstly, why are English fans so incapable of hitting such an obvious target?
Head shot, body shot?
Which of Frank's chins was he aiming for?
Is this the first time Lampard has ducked a rather than take the hit when offered the chance?
Was the fan unsettled by the fact Frank is clearly not fat, and decided that rather than be forced to come up with new insults would fatten him up with a nice knuckle sandwich?
Could this incident ruin the UK's hard-won reputation for having the most violent fans in the world?
Will opposition fans now chant "one punch, and you f****d it up" at Spurs?
Why are Premiership clubs so far behind the rest of Europe and South America when it comes to technique of fan intimidation?
Did the fan simply confuse "small" and "far away", before discovering that Drogba is clearly not "small" and neither are his boots?
Is it ironic that the fan appears to deflect his shot off Lampard before connecting with a member of Chelsea's staff?
More questions to follow...