Outside: A sign reads "FOR THIS NIGHT ONLY - PAKALOLO GALORE!!!"
Inside: A suspiciously Tasmanian-looking bloke arranges suspicious-looking foodstuffs on a corner table. Offside sits on a bar stool, teaching a kangaroo to sing "Waltzing Matilda" in Tahitian. Mimi, filling in for Ingrid, is lining them up on the bar.
Greengrass: A pint of off-topic, please, luv.
Offside: I'll have six pints please, Mimi. And the same for my friend here. He's got a title to celebrate and I have to drown my sorrows. Tonight's a night for licking wounds and celebrating togertherness. Let's leave the door open. Everyone is welcome and we need some fresh air.
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«Oldest ‹Older 401 – 403 of 403capito, that's very good Bl-air, I like that, makes me want to say Sark-(astic)-Oz(trich), but I won't
I think this rusty file had better go and get cleaned up, A+ (accr.o/s)
agreed
Okay, that's it kids. 403 posts is more than enough - head over to Zeph's musical theatre inspired esablishement now before the site crashes...
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