Thursday, November 20, 2008

Personality of the Year blog - swander

It's been an amazing year for British sport: Team GB collects its finest Olympic haul since London 1908, the youngest ever F1 champion seals a nail-biting victory at the end of only his sophomore season, and tennis sees its first British-born Grand Slam finalist for over 30 years. With no home country involvement in Euro 2008, some new stars finally got to bask in the adulation of their public…which is exactly why the BBC Sports Personality of the Year award must go to John Terry.

The victories of cyclists and swimmers are hollow. Their medals may be gold, but these individuals' legacies are made of brittle wood, disintegrating under the harsh conditions of British apathy. Tennis stars command attention for perhaps four weeks each year, with boxers and racing drivers lucky to receive four days of intense press coverage. These are not sporting heroes; these are fleeting memories, mild distractions as we wait for the next pre-season match from the Amsterdam Tournament, Adidas Cup or Cillit Bang Vase. We cannot allow ourselves to be caught up in the zeitgeist by picking Hamilton, or get bogged down by history in congratulating Murray: it is our duty to honour the man responsible for the single greatest moment of individual sporting drama of 2008, whose detractors shed two tears of joy for every one the man himself shed of despondence.

John Terry led his merry band of brothers to the brink of history, to the heart of his paymaster's Russia, and stood twelve yards from glory. He placed the starred ball in the bitter cold and lashing rain, blinking under the harsh Moscow floodlights as millions around Europe watched what would become a landmark British moment. John Terry's strike was set to be the full-stop to conclude a breathtaking season of football, the culmination of Abramovich's flamboyant project, and so the fact that he missed – that the story was allowed to continue and ultimately reveal one final twist – is the strongest example anyone could possibly provide of a selfless contribution to British sport.

But that's not all. Do we recall Rebecca Adlington's victorious histrionics? Did Hamilton's celebrations extend past the tired champagne-spraying of decades past? These are not even sporting personalities. For the pathetic capitulation, both of his standing foot and his emotional stability, John Terry deserves to be named Sports Personality of the Year. The fact that seven years have now passed since the last true sports personality – a footballer – won the award is truly galling, and can only be rectified by the rightful ignoring of other flash-in-the-pan nobodies. We must give Terry the trophy; it will finally give him a chance to hold something over his head this calendar year.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

swander,
yes, lovely geezer, John Terry.

P.S. Do you sing with a pianist called Flanns?

greengrass said...

swander,
yes, lovely geezer, John Terry.

P.S. Do you sing with a pianist called Flanns?

beyond the pale said...

And it's also quite reassuring to us common folk to see that despite all his achievements on the pitch and at the bank John still knows his place:



http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=83IG88riAsU

mac millings said...

gg,

I'm not sure if that's the worst joke I've ever read, or the best.

It makes me laugh, but I don't know that that's the clincher either way.

MotM said...

If it guarantees JT is crying again come May, I'd vote for him.

offsideintahiti said...

Cruel. I usually like cruel.

Strangely, I can't help feeling a twinge of guilt when I laugh. Might have something to do with having Chelsea-supporting friends. Or maybe because the laughing is easy.

But I did laugh.

offsideintahiti said...

On second thoughts, I think I would have laughed harder if the contest had ended with the winker's miss (on a rare penalty he didn't dive for).

I just love to see him cry.

Muddy Greengrass said...

offie,
I have (still, I hope!) Chelsea-supporting friends, but I still laugh like a drain at Terry's tears.
Then again, I derive a perverse pleasure from hearing Flanders and Swann singing the hippopotamus song - I wonder if they do a song about tapirs?

offsideintahiti said...

Hippo song? Link, gg, please?

Leotard Greengrass said...

offie,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kN0WPwFD9is&feature=related

You'll also find The Gnu Song there, etc.

offsideintahiti said...

Cheers, gg, I think I like this one best:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=1vh-wEXvdW8&feature=related

Canute Greengrass said...

offie,
yes - a gentle, polite reminder of our humble superiority.
Beats "Dog Save the Queen" paws down, eh?

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