Thursday, September 20, 2007

Jose Mourinho at Pseuds' Pscenes



In a real scoop for Pseuds’ Pscenes we’ve uncovered a behind-the-scenes tape giving you the lowdown on what really happened at Stamford Bridge.

Mourinho’s Chelsea history, the goals from his last game against Rosenborg and a video montage of some of the special one's special moments are all here.

Post your own YouTube clips or video/picture pieces by sending YT addresses, pics with, of course, your words of wisdom, to fileofacks@gmail.com.

28 comments:

guitougoal said...

File,
Hilarious dialogue from characters we'll never see again together.
I'll pick you.

marcela said...

brilliant.

file said...

it's great isn't it? so true to life I'm sure

tony said...

Beautiful file.

file said...

Tony, I understand you are the Yoda of YouTube, how about a little nugget for Pscenes?

is there any Florrie W. on there?

mimi said...

Damn - I knew Mouth and I missed a trick not having a camera in MV's dressing room!

tony said...

File - Yoda of youTube? I love it, although I only really look for music on it. This, for example: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3z_8q6HE8uI

BTW, you seem fairly handy with technology, judging by your 'poems not to be...' For my next story, I need to embed some sound files. Any chance?

bluedaddy said...

I love those Jose songs and this is the best of them I think. I love the players in the background.

I recently came across this crossover of The Big Lebowski and Monsters Inc, with a dash of Fargo sauce:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8SzqITVqyI

BlueinBetis said...

Not fair.

You know I can only see the blue screen of death.

Are you trying to be funny?

Blue screen of death.


[grumble grumble chunter chunter]

Has it got the Damien Duff "hibernian" one?

has it?

tony said...

come on, BIB. Don't you work somewhere with a proper computer? Hasn't Sevilla got locutorios? If you like, I'm sure someone could do a minute-by-minute report on some of the youtube links - it's how I keep up with English football.
Why were you deleted yesterday on GU?

BlueinBetis said...

Tony,

It's cos my Pooter works on holes 98 (before they even had windows, posh gits!)

Will sort it out before the end of 2007.

Till then, will be abusing anyone that asks for pictures and writing.

If it was good enough for Dickens and Shakin stevens....

I think I was deleted for being abusive to a "proper gooner"

His term, not mine.

It's like a red rag to a bull.

I can't help it...'snot my fault....

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaank[cut]

tony said...

and to think the mods left up a comment which labelled me a "supercillious pus- filled scrotem bag" (his misspellings and tautology). I suppose he was right, but still...

BlueinBetis said...

Tony.

how is it possible to be a scrotum bag?

that's like being a sack-container?

what do you put in a scrotum bag? More importantly.
How facking big would a scrotum bag be?

(I've seen some of those porno movies....)


That's like a bag, to hold the bags.

Obscene.

file said...

Tony,

does that mean we can call you Bagpus then?

GU commods are as skipping random schoolgirls, dancing through the posts with their eyes closed, deleting this, chopping that...

wonderful Rod Stewart really, that clip was made before they fully understood the potential for video promo's wasn't it?!!

...but it's 'embedded disabled' so I can't post it on Pscenes, can you dig up another one?

re: sound files, I'm looking into and will let you know, a quite simple option would be to stick your sound file over a
Powerpoint presentation and then save it as an Mpeg (I think that's what YT use, sorry I'll have to check that again too) and then upload it to YT and embed the video in your text (might be a bit boring to go through all that here but if you email me I'd be happy to give you the code)

however you do it tho, you'll need to find a way to upload the sound file first

BiB,

sad about your blue screen blues, if you could come here I'd sort you out with a copy of XP pro for about a pound

BD,

funny Cohen monsters, posted at Pseuds Pscenes already, non blue-screeners are most welcome to view and comment in the reclining suede loungers there....(thanks)

offside said...

Tony, Blue,

I hate to be rude, but you're talking bollocks, lads.

tony said...

offie - that's un oeuf from you!

gg said...

BiB,

I'll soon be off for a week in Malaga.

Your computer sounds to be just the thing for me - can I drop by and borrow it one afternoon?

tony said...

File - for those who like to see the underdog's revenge:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJusqnTTazc

martillo said...

GG - Hi prof. You're taking time off? Where will I find another straight man at such short notice?

PS I tried to pay you back but you'd gone...

gg said...

Martillo -

what's that?

Sorry!

Once again?

Sorry, I don't understand Catalan...

martillo said...

gg - podcast blog: you set up a beauty...

file said...

Tony, that's a mad clip, it's up at pscenes

et la caveman est arrive...

mimi said...

I don't know if this is the right strand to post this on, no doubt you'll all shout if it's (as undoubtedly is) off-topic, but my birthday bash now has a time and venue.

Sat Oct 13th from 7.30pm (GMT) onwards at the Prince Regent, Marylebone High St, London.

Everyone welcome, and if anyone does Facebook, you'll get an invite from there too.

Please do come if you can.

Lol

gg said...

OK, you dudes, it's Friday night and I just got paid, so...

Well, some of us DO have lives, you know (France v. Ireland is on at the pub, so tonight I'm a plastic paddy).

tony said...

Thanks file. I'd never seen pseudscenes before: the only link I can find is in 'Other Stuff' and it doesn't work (at least not for me.
I can't find that Rod song anywhere else, though if anyone knows that wonderful film 'Breaking the Waves', it's on the soundtrack.

I'd love to be able to come to your birthday party, Mimi but I'll be here working. You have to post photos, though...

mimi said...

tony: I don't have a digital camera. Those duties will be devolved to Theobald.

Shame you can't join us though.

tony said...

Theobald??

mimi said...

An old work colleague on who's head will be piled the entire disaster!

Tweet it, digg it