Friday, February 16, 2007

And so it begins

Right, we now know who Gary Naylor is. My annonymity and jonnyboy71's are blown. And I get an honourable mention [I am, of course, sure that there was no politics at all in the final decision ;-)].

I've got two entries to post here - so here we go...


andrewm said...

I must have missed that. Surely Gary Naylor is Gary Naylor?

andrewm said...

Sorry, a quick trip to the blog reveals my ignorance. Mouth, you old rascal :)

MouthoftheMersey said...

Yes - Slightly peeved about the blowing of my secret identity, but I guess there might be an ethical dimension to this, given that we are the writer rather than the blogger.

Will kick back and enjoy this blog once time allows.

olivier said...

offsideintahiti said...

Who the hell is Gary Naylor? What are you all talking about? Who are you anyway, and what are you doing in my kitchen? Sortez de ma cuisine immediatement.

Ebren said...

M. Rothster,

Si vous voulez, nous peux sortir.

Mais c'est pas le bel esprit je prévois de vous.


La souris est en dessous de la table.

Je suis le président de Burundi.

...non, Tanzanie, Tanzanie! J'ai les appris quand j'ai eu les pox. Je dois partir maintenant par ce qu ma grand-mère est flambée.

olivier said...

offsideintahiti said...

sorry to hear that your grand-mère is a crêpe. I hope it doesn't have anything to do with MonGrandPèreetMoi, mais le jardin de mon oncle est plus petit que le bateau de mon cousin. De plus, mon tailleur est riche, so much for my loincloth.

Don't forget that I'm on a tiny volcano crater, 6,000 miles from the nearest mainland and that in cyberspace no one will hear you scream. So, playing with my nerves would be utterly cruel.

I'm so confused that all your identities are beginning to melt into one. Le maelström du blog. Is Gary Naylor actually famous or is it just LaBouchedelaMerset?

Or, Ebren, are you really all of these people and one seriously deranged creature of the web?

I hope so.

Ebren said...

Ferme la bouche!

La bouche etait le Trumpet du Tooting aussi.

Mes francais c'est loin de beau - comme Rob Smyth.

Gary Naylor is a bit of a Guardian legend

Type: "gary naylor" guardian

into google and you get about 500 results.

Andrewm and I were spectulating that he - and another guardian unlimited legend called neil stork-brett - must be bloggers of good repute.

It was good to learn that Mouth was Gary Naylor - and that tooting trumpet was not dead.

Oh, le singe est là-bas. Regarde! Il est sur une bicyclette, il joue au banjo, il fume une pipe. Maintenant il arrête, il lit un journal, et maintenant il est dans l' conduit l'autobus, and et Sandra Bullock est dans l'autobus. Il y a une bombe dans l'autobus. Il faut conduire l'autobus plus de cinquante kilomètres par l'heure, et Keanu Reeves, il arrive dans la n'a pas de cheveux, et Jeff Daniels est déjà mort. Et regarde! Il essaie à se jette dans l'autobus. Et Dennis Hopper, oh, Dennis Hopper, quel méchant!

olivier said...

offsideintahiti said...

Bien sûr.

Et la soeur de Materazzi, comment elle va?

Ebren said...

Elle va bien, comme la soeur du Zidane.

La Bouche de la Mersey said...

Oui - C'est Moi! Un Homme qui ecrit trop de tres mauvais mots sur L'OBO.

Mais maintenant, j'ecris pour the Grand Blogger - et, qu'est-ce-que vous savez? Cinq cents mots sont mal aussi! Alors! Peut-etre j'ecris en anglais encore, parce-que ma francais, comme tous les anglais, est merde, n'est-ce-pas?

A bientot, mes amis.

Have mercy on the French of the Mersey - merci.

Ebren said...

Au delà d'elle est une autre dimension - une dimension de bruit, une dimension de vue, une dimension d'esprit.

Vous entrez dans une terre d'ombre et de substance, des choses et des idées.

Vous avez juste croisé plus d'au monde du les gents Anglais d'écriture Français

MotM said...


PS - I've just sent a fourth submission for this week. How many more before they take out a restraining order?

Ebren said...

What's your OBO strike rate?

I think that's a decent guideline.

And no, I don't mean on a sunday morning.

Mine this week is dross. might write another.

MotM said...

OBO - some ones I think are ideal to print get binned, and some I feel a bit pedestrain get printed. My approach is to respond really quickly to a point (especially if you're sending a funny) even if it's not polished. Or say something grandiose in a pithy way.

I also decide to leave it alone for a hour or two if there's plenty of traffic, because too much of one e-mailer is boring for everyone.

Beauty is in the eye of the Beholder - kiss enough frogs and you find a prince. Throw another hat in the ring, but not because the last one was rubbish - that's just what you think!

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