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Lord Ebren you've been writing in commas and things for me again - are you my old teacher Mr Fielding in disguise or maybe his son lol?
More about the lovely Stuart here for those who don't know anything about him which let's face it applies to a lot of you footiemaniacs here on Pseuds :)
That's beetroot Stuart. Soak it in cold water, then rub with Fairy Liquid. No not now, you fool! You're 47 not out.
Someone, can't remember who, suggested the other day that our Stuey should take a few wickets.
Hope they've been watching the last couple of matches. With ball and bat Stuart really is the next best thing ...
Bless.
BD - nice one:)
Quiche me quick, squeeze me slow!
"Your mother told me not to let you leave home with your collar up - unless you take wickets and score runs - you little monkey!"
Right, see that guy in black over there? That's Lord Vader, he's the boss. Now, take your place among the other foot soldiers, and when the director shouts "Action!"...
(rest is lost in the rumble of the Millenium Falcon's engines)
A stylised and other-worldly depiction of war...? Offie, I think you understand cricket!
That'd be the Douglas Adam's version of cricket then?
"a stud! - my - haven't seen one like this for years - have you got my phone number?"
Please inform me of the whereabouts of Dr Shoot as my client Mr Darrell Hair intends to bring a legal action against him for defamation of character.
I have now been informed that my client also wishes to sue Ms Chanelle and also Mr W Greengras.
However, Sue Grabbit & Run are a long-established firm with a fine history of principled negotiation and we fully anticipate a settlement can be reached if you lot bung Darrell half a million quid.
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