tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3912136666601692339.post8182163833676683025..comments2023-10-30T08:56:36.302+00:00Comments on Pseuds' corner and home of the frustrated hack: Blogasbord - Offgrass and GreensideUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger331125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3912136666601692339.post-91612965680152631502007-05-02T16:06:00.000+01:002007-05-02T16:06:00.000+01:00Begorrah, bejaysus, and feck.D'ye no have homes to...Begorrah, bejaysus, and feck.<BR/><BR/>D'ye no have homes to go to?<BR/><BR/>Look the other threads are getting jealous - and there's them lovely Duckworth and Lewis chaps over there - a load of stuff on the Cricket World Cup, some things about football and someone is bound to wrtite something about the CL final soon.<BR/><BR/>Ingird get down off that table and leave that priest alone - you'll beAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3912136666601692339.post-11685339134249600762007-05-02T13:39:00.000+01:002007-05-02T13:39:00.000+01:00OffyApologies for not getting back to you sooner. ...Offy<BR/><BR/>Apologies for not getting back to you sooner. Still no internet at home....Caribou!!!! Thanks, it would be great to get the pond watcher over here, seems a really nice bloke. That's the one. And, yeah,where the hell is andrewm?? Hasnt been around here for ages. Wouldnt be surprised if either him or Hannibal show up soon after liverpool's epic win. Tell me about Cavenaghi, are pipitahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07657154985480673481noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3912136666601692339.post-17501223019489692942007-05-02T00:12:00.000+01:002007-05-02T00:12:00.000+01:00Dammit, fell asleep just before the end of extra t...Dammit, fell asleep just before the end of extra time. Did I miss anything?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3912136666601692339.post-31916135065902078142007-05-01T23:03:00.000+01:002007-05-01T23:03:00.000+01:00And, by the way, where's andrew?And, by the way, where's andrew?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3912136666601692339.post-85818467160551956762007-05-01T23:01:00.000+01:002007-05-01T23:01:00.000+01:00And yeah, before you ask, kokomo is a closet Chels...And yeah, before you ask, kokomo is a closet Chelsea supporter. He confessed to me by email. Sorry about outing you like that a this difficult time, koko.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3912136666601692339.post-57379455056077039242007-05-01T22:48:00.000+01:002007-05-01T22:48:00.000+01:00greengrass, I predicted a Chelsea - Milan final, s...greengrass, <BR/><BR/>I predicted a Chelsea - Milan final, so it's looking good for your reds. You're welcome.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3912136666601692339.post-49651542563385681482007-05-01T22:45:00.000+01:002007-05-01T22:45:00.000+01:00gg: o.k pissed it is.we all pissed the point of no...gg: o.k pissed it is.<BR/>we all pissed the point of no return,including Pool.guitougoalhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00024857162312142585noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3912136666601692339.post-17098442636108985902007-05-01T22:39:00.000+01:002007-05-01T22:39:00.000+01:00bluedaddy, kokomo, other blues, I've been there, I...bluedaddy, kokomo, other blues, <BR/><BR/>I've been there, I know what it feels like. Have a drink, Marvin's buying.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3912136666601692339.post-40262447916949400052007-05-01T22:15:00.000+01:002007-05-01T22:15:00.000+01:00Memories of tonight's game:1) Pool's "taking no pr...Memories of tonight's game:<BR/><BR/>1) Pool's "taking no prisoners" resolve.<BR/><BR/>2) Bugs Bunny saying "Who - me?" after chopping down a Chelsea player.<BR/><BR/>3) Rafa bringing back the hand-jive: I haven't seen that for over 40 years.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3912136666601692339.post-80469279699424368272007-05-01T19:28:00.000+01:002007-05-01T19:28:00.000+01:00guitou, correcting people's language is by no mean...guitou, <BR/>correcting people's language is by no means my favourite hobby - and I know you're not writing in your native lingo - but I feel obliged to point out that the appropriate expression is "pissed the pint of no return".<BR/><BR/>Does anyone know what a pint of Holt's bitter costs in Manchester these days?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3912136666601692339.post-52587357753369369412007-05-01T15:07:00.000+01:002007-05-01T15:07:00.000+01:00A 5-mimute landing before taking off for a 3-hour ...A 5-mimute landing before taking off for a 3-hour steel pan practice.<BR/>I'll be back to savour the workers' menu, ironise on the performances of tonight's cup sides and search for a defrocked tapir soon.<BR/><BR/>ggAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3912136666601692339.post-27699016809928609872007-05-01T11:26:00.000+01:002007-05-01T11:26:00.000+01:00TASTE OF TASMANIAMAY DAY MENUENTREEPyongyang noodl...TASTE OF TASMANIA<BR/><BR/>MAY DAY MENU<BR/><BR/>ENTREE<BR/>Pyongyang noodles<BR/>Castro Salsa<BR/><BR/>MAIN<BR/>Peking Duck<BR/>Gulag Goulash<BR/><BR/>DESSERT<BR/>Mao Munchie Crunchie Bars with Thickened Cream<BR/><BR/>COCKTAIL<BR/>Stalin VOdka Frapple<BR/><BR/>As usual 30 bucks the lot.<BR/><BR/>And remember to share or the SGP may pay you a midnight visit.<BR/><BR/>Note: SGP is an acronym for Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3912136666601692339.post-13169788287532445522007-05-01T05:43:00.000+01:002007-05-01T05:43:00.000+01:00caribou, vicar(endangered species) , tapir ,I am c...caribou, vicar(endangered species) , tapir ,I am calling he animal protection institute-guitougoalhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00024857162312142585noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3912136666601692339.post-80486075851723515132007-05-01T01:02:00.000+01:002007-05-01T01:02:00.000+01:00A vicar and tapir toastie: sounds good to me. Yum....A vicar and tapir toastie: sounds good to me. Yum.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3912136666601692339.post-89891193791706938432007-05-01T00:56:00.000+01:002007-05-01T00:56:00.000+01:00I'm afraid you'll have to ask nesta. As far as I'm...I'm afraid you'll have to ask nesta. As far as I'm concerned, the vicar disappeared at around the same time as the tapir. I can't rule out a mix-up.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3912136666601692339.post-39500784527077333822007-05-01T00:32:00.000+01:002007-05-01T00:32:00.000+01:00hey offside was the vicar being chased by nesta th...hey offside was the vicar being chased by nesta the last time you saw him? If the answer is yes i think we can guess whats on the bar menu today.talishkahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00858099420561990581noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3912136666601692339.post-90445802087839353822007-05-01T00:11:00.000+01:002007-05-01T00:11:00.000+01:00Caribou on the menou? Why not, it depends what the...Caribou on the menou? Why not, it depends what the pondwatcher brings back from his trip. In the meantime, I wonder what Nesta is up to. Haven't seen his bar menu yet for today...<BR/><BR/>Oh, and Talishka, just because we haven't eaten anything on two legs YET doesn't mean we never will. (Actually, I'm not so sure about that, I haven't see the vicar since last time.)<BR/><BR/>Mimi, don't worry Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3912136666601692339.post-48165301390728537432007-04-30T23:57:00.000+01:002007-04-30T23:57:00.000+01:00caribou? is that next on the menu? and can we have...caribou? is that next on the menu? and can we have it garnished with The Larch - reffing to another Pseuds strand - please, mr offy please? Promise I won't send small Fierce to attack those brightly coloured fishies that she thinks are nice little dishies.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3912136666601692339.post-80660086777690083582007-04-30T23:39:00.000+01:002007-04-30T23:39:00.000+01:00I dissappear for a few days and you have all manag...I dissappear for a few days and you have all managed to consume everything with four legs including my rabbit!! I am presuming it was maybe down to too much pakalola!talishkahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00858099420561990581noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3912136666601692339.post-8187146488802803662007-04-30T23:15:00.000+01:002007-04-30T23:15:00.000+01:00pipita, I believe greengrass is naturally high, wi...pipita, <BR/><BR/>I believe greengrass is naturally high, without the need for substances (or else there's something in the water in Sweden).<BR/><BR/>I think the pondwatcher is still counting caribou up there. I don't know if that's actually a sport but I'd like to read his report here. We'll see if we can convince him when he gets back. <BR/><BR/>Cavenaghi in the Champions League next year?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3912136666601692339.post-29697549844301063002007-04-30T22:59:00.000+01:002007-04-30T22:59:00.000+01:00Hi allOffyWho can forget professor greengrass' pie...Hi all<BR/><BR/>Offy<BR/>Who can forget professor greengrass' piece on the Bandy????Priceless Do you think he was high on pakalolo when he wrote that or just having fun?? What about our friend Pondy? Have you encountered him recently at Gu?? Reckon he should already be back from the deer watching. What was the other name he had for this,paribau or something like thatpipitahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07657154985480673481noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3912136666601692339.post-36791661265171653562007-04-30T18:11:00.000+01:002007-04-30T18:11:00.000+01:00Offside: even more amazing what you find in the sa...Offside: even more amazing what you find in the sandwiches and stew here!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3912136666601692339.post-34742096732502791532007-04-30T13:12:00.000+01:002007-04-30T13:12:00.000+01:00jonny,greengrass is our bandy expert. All question...jonny,<BR/><BR/>greengrass is our bandy expert. All questions should be directed to him. Check this out:<BR/><BR/>http://pseudscorner.blogspot.com/2007/03/great-english-game-greengrass.html<BR/><BR/>(it's amazing what you find in the archives here)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3912136666601692339.post-26387704483850192002007-04-30T12:41:00.000+01:002007-04-30T12:41:00.000+01:00offside,I thought you were slurring your "r"'s unt...offside,<BR/><BR/>I thought you were slurring your "r"'s until I checked out the link. Never heard of this game, do you know what footwear they use? Boots or skates? Fat chance of me getting a game down my way, though. <BR/><BR/>Anyone fancy a game of Sandy?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3912136666601692339.post-19136600911729162062007-04-30T11:21:00.000+01:002007-04-30T11:21:00.000+01:00greengrass,look what I found! Bandy!http://www.cou...greengrass,<BR/><BR/>look what I found! Bandy!<BR/><BR/>http://www.courrierinternational.com/article.asp?obj_id=73132<BR/><BR/>Still not catching on to any great extent here...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com