tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3912136666601692339.post510936027599979963..comments2023-10-30T08:56:36.302+00:00Comments on Pseuds' corner and home of the frustrated hack: The Dressing Room Tapes June 17 2008 - as transcribed by mimiUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger28125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3912136666601692339.post-60056387744835363162008-07-01T03:12:00.000+01:002008-07-01T03:12:00.000+01:00mimi, you never did explain who everyone is...?mimi, you never did explain who everyone is...?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3912136666601692339.post-63502749084302239002008-07-01T01:42:00.000+01:002008-07-01T01:42:00.000+01:00Well I think that it's just about this:http://www....Well I think that it's just about this:<BR/>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6RML0YHOm8Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3912136666601692339.post-21295556366495618822008-06-26T22:27:00.000+01:002008-06-26T22:27:00.000+01:00Back from playing "Little Frogs" at the weekend, t...Back from playing "Little Frogs" at the weekend, then battling my way through a cold to do 3 Elvis gigs in 26 hours, I find you lot arguing about cricket.<BR/>Cricket is like Morris dancing - there's nothing to understand, other than that it gives a bunch of blokes an excuse to get away from their DIY/shopping/lawnmowing chores and enjoy some fresh air and the odd pint.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3912136666601692339.post-36102961344052868972008-06-25T23:26:00.000+01:002008-06-25T23:26:00.000+01:00it's just how does it feel.http://www.youtube.com/...it's just how does it feel.<BR/>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ts9r0QHuFHw<BR/><BR/>and did you check out that tennis ball?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3912136666601692339.post-6526606178896728472008-06-25T09:16:00.000+01:002008-06-25T09:16:00.000+01:00munni,"actively involved" means: -if you snooze yo...munni,<BR/>"actively involved" means: -if you snooze you loose.guitougoalhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00024857162312142585noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3912136666601692339.post-77446167802742106862008-06-25T08:56:00.000+01:002008-06-25T08:56:00.000+01:00a touch of manhattan transfer moi? it's good,trans...a touch of manhattan transfer moi? it's good,transfer is very good-<BR/>quand les carottes sont Kuyt (offside)<BR/>on ajoute un Vent de Persil (guitou)-<BR/>Ze frenchmen know only about ze food.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3912136666601692339.post-7408803041005440542008-06-25T00:13:00.000+01:002008-06-25T00:13:00.000+01:00Now, that's a cricket thread well and truly hijack...Now, that's a cricket thread well and truly hijacked. Good job.offsideintahitihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13429832647076219845noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3912136666601692339.post-48104986505104793862008-06-24T23:33:00.000+01:002008-06-24T23:33:00.000+01:00mon cher M Arsene, I think you might need a touch ...mon cher M Arsene, I think you might need a touch of Chanson d'amour:<BR/>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zk_-YSNYVyI&feature=relatedAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3912136666601692339.post-32830804230193781532008-06-24T23:21:00.000+01:002008-06-24T23:21:00.000+01:00M. d'Alsace, I had to look up xerotigana. They so...M. d'Alsace, I had to look up xerotigana. They sound tasty, but I'm not deep-frying anything in this heat. Which in fact is why I was watching the 1992 charity shield in the first place: I was supposed to be making dinner, but it took me almost an hour to get off the floor and walk into the kitchen.<BR/><BR/>Once young Samir actually signs his contract, I might do some nice stripey socks for Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3912136666601692339.post-52348137028256127502008-06-24T21:42:00.000+01:002008-06-24T21:42:00.000+01:00mimi,cant-on-aaahh it's about a song:"quand on a q...mimi,<BR/>cant-on-aaahh it's about a song:<BR/>"quand on a que l'amour"<BR/>munni, no welcome sweater for Samir but you should bake a xerotigana for <BR/>Ebrenos-Zorba the greekAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3912136666601692339.post-49875742225110529352008-06-24T20:20:00.000+01:002008-06-24T20:20:00.000+01:00munni - I think that's so it rhymes with OOOH-AAAH...munni - I think that's so it rhymes with OOOH-AAAH<BR/><BR/>Which I seem to remember being one of those intensely cerebral chants that go around Football Stadia.<BR/><BR/>Of course the rhyming became far more complicated when Cantona started banging on about sardines and stuff, but there you go. All grist to the mill, or perhaps food for the seagulls.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3912136666601692339.post-30572034603818990072008-06-24T19:41:00.000+01:002008-06-24T19:41:00.000+01:00offie, I think you know me too well.offie, I think you know me too well.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3912136666601692339.post-31337310419495726232008-06-24T09:32:00.000+01:002008-06-24T09:32:00.000+01:00munni, shouldn't you be baking (or knitting) somet...munni, shouldn't you be baking (or knitting) something to welcome young Samir at Arsenal?offsideintahitihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13429832647076219845noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3912136666601692339.post-57340609553315695092008-06-24T02:48:00.000+01:002008-06-24T02:48:00.000+01:00The fox soccer channel is currently showing Histor...The fox soccer channel is currently showing Historic Archival Soccer: the 1992 Charity Shield. Do I really have nothing better to do than watch this? And why does Andy Gray keep pronouncing Cantona as Cantonaaah?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3912136666601692339.post-2997541373344473882008-06-23T21:11:00.000+01:002008-06-23T21:11:00.000+01:00If anyone's looking for a tropical volcano gone co...If anyone's looking for a tropical volcano gone cold...<BR/><BR/>Your Lordship, if you want the buggers to click, you have to set up naughty links.offsideintahitihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13429832647076219845noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3912136666601692339.post-16370232861292695372008-06-23T17:04:00.000+01:002008-06-23T17:04:00.000+01:00There, I've now caught up on all my delinquent cli...There, I've now caught up on all my delinquent clicking. In addition to funding Ebren's holiday, I have just saved the rainforests and fed homeless animals.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3912136666601692339.post-2749994580858419192008-06-23T13:12:00.000+01:002008-06-23T13:12:00.000+01:00Correction: they've gone to the bottom of the page...Correction: they've gone to the bottom of the page.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3912136666601692339.post-10740280685354277172008-06-23T13:08:00.000+01:002008-06-23T13:08:00.000+01:00I thought your Lordship was going over to see abou...I thought your Lordship was going over to see about buying Kos? Still, the volcano'll do nicely.<BR/><BR/>We have to click on the links??? Nobody told me, I thought page-loads would do it. What adverts have we got today that I can click on? Ah. Nuffink. They've gone away...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3912136666601692339.post-45086671977006321382008-06-23T11:35:00.000+01:002008-06-23T11:35:00.000+01:00Sadly, none of you buggers click on the links, so ...Sadly, none of you buggers click on the links, so there is still less than the minimum amount earned for me to get anything out. Also, I promised to buy Sean and Co at GU a pressie with the first pay cheque...<BR/><BR/>However, I did find a lovely location for my hollowed out base on my travels - I visited <A HREF="http://volcano.und.edu/vwdocs/volc_images/europe_west_asia/nisyros.html" REL="Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01325287456027791612noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3912136666601692339.post-75064414647087049962008-06-23T09:48:00.000+01:002008-06-23T09:48:00.000+01:00Very good mimi, especially OS.Ebren, 'internet caf...Very good mimi, especially OS.<BR/><BR/>Ebren, 'internet cafe' - you're not fooling anyone you know. The fact is that you gave your yacht crew the day off and now, in the words of the Bard, you don't know what yer doin. I knew those Google ads were driving the cash into your account, but the least you could do is get some decent staff in at your hollowed out Volcano HQ while you swan off around Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3912136666601692339.post-32285241903550455762008-06-23T00:59:00.000+01:002008-06-23T00:59:00.000+01:00Very simple: don't shoot or do anything unless the...Very simple: don't shoot or do anything unless there are at least two opponents between you and the goal. Running up to meet the ball once it has already been played, is ok.<BR/><BR/>Condiments are only necessary for demonstrating the offside trap, and occasionally for arguments about the precise definition of "actively involved in play".Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3912136666601692339.post-26428893170302329352008-06-22T21:49:00.000+01:002008-06-22T21:49:00.000+01:00OK munni, explain the offside rule, without resort...OK munni, explain the offside rule, without resorting to using salt and pepper pots on the table!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3912136666601692339.post-20208832677531526852008-06-22T01:03:00.000+01:002008-06-22T01:03:00.000+01:00ah oui, bien sûr, évidemment, enitèrement d'accord...ah oui, bien sûr, évidemment, enitèrement d'accord avec vous. <BR/><BR/>Je dirais même plus, vive le croquet.offsideintahitihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13429832647076219845noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3912136666601692339.post-71154812464766941992008-06-22T00:48:00.000+01:002008-06-22T00:48:00.000+01:00Mimi, we'd be happy to explain the offside rule. ...Mimi, we'd be happy to explain the offside rule. You have but to ask. <BR/><BR/>So who are all these people?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3912136666601692339.post-49242872817553495342008-06-21T22:00:00.000+01:002008-06-21T22:00:00.000+01:00Or even explain Mark Nicholas.Or even explain Mark Nicholas.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com